There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
