Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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