God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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