So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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