Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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