im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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