Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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