love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You are a genius and a whore.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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