i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Hippo gnu deer
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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