just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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