C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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