at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
pray to the hookup gods
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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