All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
All the doctor said was why
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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