she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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