I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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