I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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