sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
