Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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