found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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