fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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