i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Enjoy the penises
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Randomize
