Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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