i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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