you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
