We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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