I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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