Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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