dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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