I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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