So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
