she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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