Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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