"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
This house was built for laser tag.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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