Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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