I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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