You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize