Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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