Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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