YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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