Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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