So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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