So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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