we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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