Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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