I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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