What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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