Fuck appropriateness.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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