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(313): View more from Michigan

That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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(905): View more from Toronto

I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear

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(417): View more from Missouri

Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel

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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!

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(831): View more from California

I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

He hit me with his bagpipe

(618): View more from Illinois

Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?

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