my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
In other news, I just burned my penis
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
His nipple licking is glorious
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