our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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