i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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