I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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