can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We just shotgunned beers for America
ttyl tear gas
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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