My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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