"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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