vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
