dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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