clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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